What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"