What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.