What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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One of them is a bunch of cunning runts