What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.