What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

Why do thugs play basketball?

Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal.