What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!