What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.