What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !