What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.