What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*