What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !