Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!