What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river