They both fiddle with a rod
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Alfredo
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Hormones
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
He just started fiddling with it.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.