Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies."

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What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.