Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.