Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.