Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.