Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.