Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering