Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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A barber!

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!