Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !