Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.