Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)