What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.