Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it!