Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."