Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch