Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!