What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.