What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Address Jokes More Address Jokes

What does a house wear?

Address!

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation