What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

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Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.