Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !