How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !