Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it