Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.