Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.