Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.