Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!