Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.