Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.