Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

What do you call that lever on a desk chair that adjusts lower back support?

The Lumbar Jack