Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes