What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.