Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE