Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.