Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!