Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.