Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.