Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.